Funny High Stories By Lauren!

"My friends and I stayed in a 'haunted' hotel during Halloween. It probably wasn’t the smartest idea to make pot brownies...even less smart to eat another brownie when I 'didn’t feel anything' 30 minutes after eating the first. Fast-forward to me lying in bed high out of my mind, when I felt someone sit down on my bed. I 100% thought it was a ghost, so I squeezed my eyes shut really tight, pulled the blanket over my head, and started crying, 'Go away, please go away, please!' Until I heard my friend say, 'What the hell are you doing?' My friend that was sitting on the bed. I forgot she was in the room with me the whole time.

Also..

I was once so high, I stopped at a stoplight that only changed when a car was there and triggered it. I waited and waited. I thought, 'Omg what the fuck is wrong with this stoplight'. I scooted forward a bit, and nothing. WTF? Until I realized that I was walking home, and I was also on the sidewalk standing next to a stop sign a block away. I was waiting for a stoplight, on foot, a block away from me."